I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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