how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
