you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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