question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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