Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
