Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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