I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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