So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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