Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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