don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
did you just send me my own nude
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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