you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Do vagina's smell?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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