Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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