I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
did i just pee glitter
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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