She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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