Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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