Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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