No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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