I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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