i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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