It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
