At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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