omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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