yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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