I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She announced her abortion via fbk
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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