why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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