What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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