Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i came on her dog
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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