WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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