My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am mentally ready for anal.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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