it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
