ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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