If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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