brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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