We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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