I got chris browned last night
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
