Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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