he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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