yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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