Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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