Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she smelled like a LAN party
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
