Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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