Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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