I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
