I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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