Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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