apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
