hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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