ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
