if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you inspire me to be a worse person
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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