Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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